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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2003, 04:14:10 PM » |
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Ha, I heard about that on the radio yesterday and looked it up. The DJs were getting a real kick out of it. =)
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OUT! OUT! You demons of stupidity! - Dogbert
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2003, 04:16:56 PM » |
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HA!
Wow... I thought the new edition of Lark News would surely be the funniest thing I read all week, but that takes the cake!
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2003, 05:20:00 PM » |
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I went to it, and was like "Wait a minute, this isn't working!" Then I looked closer.....
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Fun facts about Chuck Norris:
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2003, 05:21:19 PM » |
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Yeah, it took me a second to catch on, as well. =)
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2003, 11:16:45 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2003, 08:48:53 AM » |
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Hee hee...
A teacher here in Knoxville was found to be in posession of a protractor and compass. He is a suspected member of the Al-Gebra network and is being detained for harboring weapons of math instruction.
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If you don’t have freedom as a principle, you can never see a reason not to make an exception. There are constantly going to be times when for one reason or another there’s some practical convenience in making an exception.
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2003, 09:50:51 AM » |
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Hee hee...
A teacher here in Knoxville was found to be in posession of a protractor and compass. He is a suspected member of the Al-Gebra network and is being detained for harboring weapons of math instruction. Oh, murlough will *love* that one... |
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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2003, 12:51:48 PM » |
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Hee hee...
A teacher here in Knoxville was found to be in posession of a protractor and compass. He is a suspected member of the Al-Gebra network and is being detained for harboring weapons of math instruction. SVVVVEET. |
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2003, 02:18:11 PM » |
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hee hee...that was good.
it reminded me of a notice I read when I was working in someone else's office.
Urgent Notice From Security
We've been notified by Building Security that there have been 4 suspected terrorists working at our office. Three of the four have been apprehended.
Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.
Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the office.
Police are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2003, 06:45:53 PM » |
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...and now everyone try the same thing with "french military victories"!
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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2003, 01:59:04 PM » |
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Heh, Schil, I might have to put that up in the TVA workroom (an ironic name for a place where no work ever gets done...)
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If you don’t have freedom as a principle, you can never see a reason not to make an exception. There are constantly going to be times when for one reason or another there’s some practical convenience in making an exception.
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