The Phorum
May 22, 2012, 08:09:23 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News: Spoon.
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar Login Register PhAQ  
The Phorum > Life > Off-Topic (Moderators: Josh, enemy anemone, Vlad!) > If you were a hot dog...
Pages: [1]
« previous next »
  Print  
Author Topic: If you were a hot dog...  (Read 289 times)
-Fru-
Guest
« on: September 22, 2004, 03:11:38 PM »
... would you eat yourself? I mean, if you were stranded on an island with no food or anything, but you might possibly be rescued because you have reason to believe you're near to the shipping lanes... well, would you?

 
Logged
Josh
Administrator
Phorum Phenomenon
***********
Posts: 8782


Adventurer


View Profile
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2004, 04:28:24 PM »
No, of course not. That would be... uh... self-cannibalism?
Logged
enemy anemone
Moderator
Phorum Phenomenon
***********
Posts: 5751



View Profile
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2004, 05:00:09 PM »
well, let's think seriously about this for a minute. if I were a hotdog, I wouldn't care if I were stranded on an island. I certainly wouldn't feel hunger or have the need to eat. and it would be highly doubtful that there are any search parties on the lookout for a hotdog that (I presume) fell or was thrown out of a boat or plane.
a moment of silence, please, for all the lost hotdogs in the world.
Logged
Rachel
Phrequent Poster
***
Posts: 152


View Profile
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2004, 05:37:07 PM »
=D  Just a few nibbles.
Logged
And I wish my days to be
Bound each to each by natural piety.

-William Wordsworth
Vlad!
Mighty Armored Assault Duck
Administrator
Phorum Phenomenon
***********
Posts: 10692


I'm on a duck!


View Profile WWW
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2004, 05:52:34 PM »
Quote
... would you eat yourself? I mean, if you were stranded on an island with no food or anything, but you might possibly be rescued because you have reason to believe you're near to the shipping lanes... well, would you?
WAYNE! You actually posted something! I'm so proud.

If I had the good fortune to be encased in some sort of bun, I would eat that first. If I were just a naked weiner lying there on the sand, I dunno...maybe I'd take a nibble when the hunger pains got too great.  
Logged
If you don’t have freedom as a principle, you can never see a reason not to make an exception. There are constantly going to be times when for one reason or another there’s some practical convenience in making an exception.
rms
GusX:
Phorumoholic
*****
Posts: 567



View Profile WWW
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2004, 12:05:20 AM »
Quote
WAYNE! You actually posted something! I'm so proud.

If I had the good fortune to be encased in some sort of bun, I would eat that first. If I were just a naked weiner lying there on the sand, I dunno...maybe I'd take a nibble when the hunger pains got too great.
I'd eat whatever crap was lying around,  It would only build my character..  :P
Logged
But of course, I could be wrong... [ But I doubt it. ]
Harenil
Phorumoholic
*****
Posts: 618


The Member Nobody Likes


View Profile
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2004, 12:10:37 AM »
The first question we must ask is CAN a hotdog eat itself. =)  
Logged

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." -Solomon Short
Aaron
Phorum Phenomenon
***********
Posts: 4372


View Profile
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2004, 12:41:59 AM »
thanks Harry Carey
Logged
Pages: [1]
  Print  
The Phorum > Life > Off-Topic (Moderators: Josh, enemy anemone, Vlad!) > If you were a hot dog...
 « previous next »
 
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.16 | SMF © 2006, Simple Machines