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« on: October 06, 2004, 09:59:39 PM »

They have obviously changed the default 404 message; I just got this one:

The page senses that you are too stupid
You are currently too stupid to find the page you are looking for. You may just be a congenital idiot, or you may need to adjust your browser settings to accept more retarded requests.

Please try the following:

    * Click the Refresh button, or begin drinking heavily. After enough shots, SOMETHING will appear.
    * If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you stupid putz. If you are an AOL user make sure you did not accidentally type your street address in the Address bar, you moron.
    * To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. However, since you're running Microsoft Windows, there's absolutely no chance in hell that you'll resolve anything. Ever.
    * If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings, along with most of your financial records. If you actually have a Network Administrator who has enabled it, please raise your hand. Yeah, that's what we thought.
      If you would like Microsoft Windows to try and discover them, click Detect Network Settings. This will do absolutely nothing and will resolve no problems whatsoever. Like we care.
    * Some sites require 128-bit stupidity. In order to better cope with idiots of your magnitude, a patch will soon be available which makes 256-bit stupidity possible.
    * If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. Change whatever you want; people will find a way to steal your credit card number regardless.
    * Click the Back button to try another link. Yeah, let's go with that: try another link.

HTTP 404 Request Is Too Stupid
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2004, 11:52:10 PM »

Sweet. I want to see one of those every type something in wrong.

How is 256 bit stupidity stupider than 128 bit stupidity? I thought that stupid people had less....hmm.
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