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« on: July 01, 2003, 10:33:26 PM »
Great stuff in the July 1 edition of Lark News. the headline: Larry Flynt acquires Christian music labels in Zomba deal.

'Nuf said.

 Very funny stuff.
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2003, 10:47:49 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2003, 12:47:14 AM »
"Bible code predicts Tenn. woman's hangnail"

ROFL.
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2003, 10:52:21 PM »
That's pretty darn humorous. Maybe I should try that...
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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2003, 11:11:41 AM »
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From the "Pastor references R-rated movie; scandal engulfs church" story.

That just struck me as really funny.  I'm not sure why. :D
I thought it was a little too close to home to be really funny, though...sadly, it could actually happen...

But if we can't laugh at ourselves, we're in pretty bad shape. LarkNews is something I read with relish (but not mustard) whenever a new edition comes out Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2003, 11:15:38 AM »
It's quickly becoming a favorite publication of mine, as well; it always has a lot more to say about modern Christianity than Christianity Astray, Irrelevant, or some of those other mags.

Ah, the power of comedy...
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