Dear Vlad!,
Being a college student myself, I know how difficult it is to leave your blazing fast Internet behind and return to the barren wasteland that is dial-up. I, as much as any human can, understand the pain and anguish that you are going through right now.
But that is no excuse, Vlad!, to abandon all your phriends at the Phorum. Yes, braving the 56k connection to come here is hard, but I think we're worth it.
Frankly, I find your disloyalty to be deplorable and abhorrent, and I, for one, am deeply offended.
Sincerely,
Josh
/ HA HA LOOOOSER DIAL UP....