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« on: October 31, 2005, 01:42:39 AM »
"I Love My Life and Hope To Live a Long Time" - MercyMe
"OMG CCM Roxors Teh BIG ONE111!!!!1111" - Sam Phillips
"Holy, Holy, Holy" - TD Jakes and Choir
"Overture in D-flat Major" - Kutless
"Overture in D-flat Minor" - Avalon
"I don't quite get all the hype about America" - Carman w/Ray Boltz
"The Four Spiritual Laws" - Derek Webb
"Gotta be relevant" - Steve Camp
"Puppies, Kitties, and Bunnies" - Adam Again
"Three Chords and the Truth" - Tourniquet

I'm sure there are more....
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2005, 06:50:23 PM »
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"Overture in D-flat Major" - Kutless
"Overture in D-flat Minor" - Avalon
That reminds me of a comment that Amy Lee from Evanescence once made in response to the criticism of her supposedly "Christian band" not exhibiting good Christian behavior. She said that she wrote a song about it and it was called KISS MY F***ING ASS IN D MINOR!

Anyway, here are some of my contributions to this useless list:

"A Thoughtful Song" by Kutless
"A Ballad About Something Other than Cars" by Cake
"Things in My Life that Are Meaningful" by Switchfoot
"My Concise Thoughts on the Matter" by Alanis Morissette
"Theological Complexities" by Building 429
"My Youth Group Isn't Full of Third Graders After All" by Chris Rice
"You'll Never Hear This in a Commercial" by Moby
"Shut Up, Cliff" by Danielle Young of Caedmon's Call
"Dubya, He's Our Man" by the Dixie Chicks
"Strangely, I Don't Feel Like Killing Myself Today" by Joseph Arthur
"A Mother's Love" by Eminem
"Blessed Are the Humble" by Jason Mraz
"And Then I Kissed Him" by Superchic[k] featuring Rebecca St. James
"Shake Your Butt to that Funky Beat!" by Norah Jones
"Call Me Rapunzel" by Sinead O'Connor
"Walk This Way" by Vic Chesnutt
"Working Out My Emotional Baggage in 5 Minutes or Less" by Dream Theater
"Interlude with an Actual Point" by (insert just about any rap artist here)
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2005, 07:00:20 PM »
Heh. How 'bout these:

"I Merely Like Jesus," by Carman
"I Also Have Mixed Feelings About the Devil," by Carman
"Screw Africa," by U2
"Beauty in Material Wealth," by Switchfoot
"Who Needs Friends, Anyway?" by Michael W. Smith
"A Song Inappropriate for Youth Groups," by Newsboys
"Republicans Are Sexy," by Ani DiFranco
"Celebrate," by The Cure
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2005, 07:27:40 PM »
"A Surefire CCM Radio Hit, or, Bland Worship Ballad" by Sufjan Stevens
"Rock The House" by MercyMe
 
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2005, 09:57:47 PM »
May I suggest these:

"Stand Still and Slow Down!" by Anberlin
"Profound Thoughts" by Stellar Kart
"We Promise Not to Write Songs in Complex Meter Anymore" by Sufjan Stevens & Steven Delopoulos
"Encore" by Bebo Norman
"The Band's Here" by Mat Kearney
"This is Not Aimed at Our Youth Group" by Casting Crowns
"Our Last Song...No Seriously, We Mean It" by PFR
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My current pub songs:
Andrew Peterson: "The Reckoning (How Long)" (from Counting Stars)
Jars of Clay: "Out of My Hands" (from an upcoming release)
The Mynabirds: "Numbers Don't Lie" (from What We Lose in the Fire We Gain in the Flood)
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2005, 11:56:32 PM »
"Greatest Hit", Various Artist
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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2005, 01:55:27 AM »
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Anyway, here are some of my contributions to this useless list:

Meh, it's just like most lists usually are :)


"Consise" by Sufjan Stevens
"Jesus" by Creed
"A Girl Can't Wait Forever" by Rebecca St James
"Lawsuits and Liturgies" by Sonicflood
"All of my all I lay down before your awesomeness" by Starflyer 59
"He's Grrrrrreat: What if corporate mascots got saved" by Chris Rice
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« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2005, 02:34:51 AM »
"Since I Took Pepto-Bismol, I Feel a Whole Lot Better" by 12 Stones
"My Last Sarcastic Song (Because Folks Just Don't Get It)" by Steve Taylor
"Thong Bikini Fiesta" by BarlowGirl
"How I Kicked My Helium Addiction" by Macy Gray
"Sex Is Overrated" by Dave Matthews Band
"My Personality Expressed Through Music" by Jeremy Camp
"Something Intelligible" by Bob Dylan
"This One Isn't Exactly Our Best Work" by U2
"Smack that Skanky Ho" by Evie Tournquist
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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2005, 08:32:47 AM »
"This One Really Sounds Nothing Like U2, We Promise!", Coldplay
"Life is Good and I'm Having an Angst-Free Day", Anna Nalick
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where are those secrets now (that you're just scared to tell)?
I'll whisper them all aloud so you can hear yourself."
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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2005, 08:36:21 AM »
"I Told All My Booty Call Girls to Go Away" by David Lee Roth
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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2005, 09:12:59 AM »
"Sunshine, Daises, And Puppies" - Nine Inch Nails
"A Coherent Song" - Radiohead
"I'm Really Not That Good" - Kanye West
"Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy" - Evanescence
 
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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2005, 10:04:07 AM »
"Fooled You!" -Five Iron Frenzy
"This Song Is Not Trying To Be Witty" -Relient K
"Goodbye, Synthesizer" -Joy Electric
"I Just Wrote This Song Off the Top Of My Head" -mewithoutyou
"Turn Down the Amps! They're Making My Ears Bleed! The Feedback, Oh, The Feedback!" -The Chariot
"We Hope This Song Won't Be Played Countless Times on the Radio" -Switchfoot
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« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2005, 10:27:59 AM »
"I Sing Like I'm Awake" - Starflyer 59
"I Love Religion (No, Seriously)" - Marilyn Manson
"Celibacy Rocks" - Jason Mraz
 
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« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2005, 10:37:16 AM »
"Shake Your Moneymaker", Rebecca St. James
"(With a) Clear Throat", Wilco
"The Effects of a Particle Accelerator on a Corn Nut", Kid Rock
"Pretty Sky", Morrissey
"Just Kidding.  No, I'm Not", Melissa Etheridge
"Kant and the Moral Imperative", Limp Bizkit
"Worth Your Time", Linkin Park
"OK, We Admit It.  This Really is Just 'Yellow Submarine'", Oasis
"I'm Lovin' It", Sonic Youth
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« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2005, 11:23:52 AM »
I love how we're all doing Rebecca St. James/abstinence songs. Like...

"I Kissed Dating Goodbye (But At Least I Still Have the Sex)," Rebecca St. James
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