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« on: June 21, 2006, 10:15:30 AM » |
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So, remember that whole Father, Son, and Spirit thing? Well, apparently, that's too sexist. So says the PCUSA church, anyway, who have just "received" a new motion to allow forreferring to the members of the Trinity as Mother, Child, and Womb. Wow. Story here.
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Josh Powell
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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2006, 10:26:34 AM » |
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So.. mother is less sexist than father? Mmmk..
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2006, 12:28:32 PM » |
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womb?!?! the Holy Womb descending like a dove on the Child. okay. 
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2006, 01:05:27 PM » |
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 I just hope this doesn't spread to my church.
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Josh
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2006, 01:46:21 PM » |
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womb?!?! the Holy Womb descending like a dove on the Child. okay.  And can you imagine praying to a womb? Note that the PCUSA has not "approved" of this; they have merely "received" it. Much like the denomination as a whole does not "approve" of ordaining homosexuals, but any individual church or presbytery may do as they wish in this regard. 
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Tom
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2006, 01:50:38 PM » |
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this madness would not be funny even as a joke. it is beyond depressing to know that people entrusted with church doctrinal positions handed this down with straight faces. shame on them for making a mockery of the Trinity. surely they will recant this at some point? have Protestants forgotten what they are protesting?
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Josh
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2006, 01:55:08 PM » |
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Well, to be fair, Tom, this is the PCUSA we're talking about. At this point I'm not even sure if we can call them a church anymore, quite frankly. This kind of thing certainly doesn't surprise me coming from them.
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2006, 03:47:09 PM » |
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I didn't see "womb" coming at all. It was like, two approximatley comparable expressions, and then "womb".
Father comparable to Mother (opposite gender) Son comparable to Child (gender neutralized) Holy Spirit comparable to Womb, which wasn't gender specific in the first place?
Who are these doofi?
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2006, 12:08:36 AM » |
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Why not use the gender-neutral "parent?"
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2006, 10:10:40 AM » |
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Why not use the gender-neutral "parent?"
That would still be extrabiblical-- and contrary to the example set by Christ Himself-- but yeah, if you're going to mess with God's Word and break from orthodoxy, that would make more sense, wouldn't it?
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« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2006, 10:20:39 AM » |
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The PCUSA has also made something vaguely resembling a moral stance against abortion.At least they did SOMETHING right...
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