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« on: May 19, 2007, 01:07:14 AM »
Does anyone know any good ones? I'm trying to find a bunch of them as a laugh, but Julius Caesar is not a very good source so far dry
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2007, 05:31:20 AM »
Peace, good pintpot, peace, good tickle-brain.

Taken from: Henry IV, part I
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2007, 10:07:06 AM »
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If you don’t have freedom as a principle, you can never see a reason not to make an exception. There are constantly going to be times when for one reason or another there’s some practical convenience in making an exception.
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2007, 09:50:54 PM »
Those are awesome!

My favorite was ' thine breath stinks of grilled chees'

What kind of an insult is that?
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2008, 11:44:22 PM »
Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?

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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2008, 08:17:15 AM »
Heh, nice.

I like all of Shakespeare's historical plays. I'm glad you're reading them.
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