http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.4355~r.51715689My favorite import electronics site is offering a cell phone jammer for under thirty bucks!
Imagine buying a device to make theatergoing experiences more pleasant, silence those loud phone talkers in restaurants, or just keep your dinner date from "covertly" checking her text messages while you wax eloquent on Slovakian microeconomic policies (what? I can't be the only person who has this problem!).
On a completely unrelated note, I
do have a birthday coming up...
(Seriously, though, the FCC has banned these things in the US, so buying one is a federal crime. You do also run the risk of having your package opened, searched, and possibly confiscated by customs. I'm not saying don't buy one, but know what you're getting into...)