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« on: July 09, 2003, 03:56:38 PM »
This is from usenet, from a thread about who would win a REM vs. U2 vs. Radiohead battle:

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U2 will explode when they put on too much weight in all night food
binges, Stipe will lose it and become a borderline philosapher on a
remote Greek island, the rest of the band will recruit Pat Boone as lead
vocalist and become a Creadence Clearwater Revival covers band, and
Radiohead will emerge victorious, only to progress in an English folk
direction with their "Hey Nonny No And A Pint Of Cider" album, which
subsequently bombs. So, Barbara Streissand wins...

I thought that this was funny, and relevant to the phorum Wink .  So, for fun, lets post our own "battle of the bands" paragraphs.  I suggest the U2/Radiohead/R.E.M. and maybe lets add Relient K vs. Five Iron Frenzie.  ph34r  
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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2003, 09:44:43 PM »
OK, so nobody liked this.   :embarass:   Oh well, I thought it was funny.
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« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2003, 11:34:17 PM »
Just to make you happy, how about Switchfoot vs. Plus One?  =D  
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2003, 09:09:28 AM »
i'd say radiohead and REM would automatically lose to U2 just because Bono and Co. are legends with a discography, influence and trackrecord to outlive anyone.
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2003, 06:37:40 PM »
Heh heh.... funny stuff, DV.

Let's compare the frontment for a moment: Yorke is so depressed that he's kill himself before the fight even started, and HAVE YOU SEEN STIPE? He's the skinninest, scrawniest man alive! Bono could kick his arse any day of the week.  
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2003, 09:27:33 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2003, 09:30:50 PM »
Yeah, back in the early 90s or so, a big deal was made of Stipe's skininess; rumors circulated that he had AIDS. He didn't.
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